This is a shop with good Icelandic music in it

Halló humans who are reading this. First, an important message for you: Even though this is a shop with good Icelandic music for you, "Reykjavík Rocks" does not have any music in it. (This is because it is a book, with ninety-eight pages in it.)

Also, this book is not about the rocks in Reykjavík, or even the rokk in Reykjavík.

It is just about Reykjavík, and how it is a really töff place. 

In it, there are many töff photo-graphs of Reykjavík, and also many words written by clever humans who live there and who know how to write for you in útlenska.

"The odds of you being in Reykjavík are not great. The greatest part of mankind is elsewhere. It is scientifically proven."
— From the preface by Jón Gnarr, Mayor of Reykjavík

"A stunning book that leaves the reader in a state of ecstasy."
— One of the people who made this book

"When I was little, I would often ask myself why I had been born in Reykjavík. Is it a coincidence where one is born? Is it subject to some universal law? Did I exist in any form before I was born?"
— The mayor of Reykjavík, again.

Should you buy this book with your wallet? To find this out, go and look in the mirror and check if you are a töff person. Maybe you are not. Then you will not like this book. But if you are a really töff person with many töff friends, then you will like it very much.

And because you are probably very töff, you should buy this book about Reykjavík.

Bless bless,
- Iceland

P.S. If you like töff books with photos of Reykjavík, maybe you also like töff books with drawings of it.